Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Santa Claus Humor And Jokes Collections

Well, the Christmas season is happy to see the funny Santa jokes set selection! Enjoy these Christmas-related jokes. Funny, clean Christmas jokes for kids and adults.

Q: Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!(that's one of Santa's favourite jokes! "HO! Ho! ho!")

Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.

Santa Claus riding his sleigh
Q: What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santy on his birthday?
A: "Freeze a jolly good fellow!"

Q:What does Santa put on his toast?
A: "Jingle Jam"

Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A: A Christmas Quacker!

Q: What do you do if Santa Claus gets stuck in your chimney?
A: Pour Santa flush on him!

Q: What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes.

Q. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A. Fleece Navidad!

Q. Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A. Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Q. What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A. Santa caught in a revolving door!

Q. If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A. A subordinate claus.

Q: Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
A: He's a fungi to be with.


Q. Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A. Because every buck is dear to him.

Q. How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
A. Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

Q. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
A. You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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